Ted Cruz’s Aspirations

Aspirations… Is that like sweat on my butt? No, no, oh, I see, wha-wha-what you want me to d…what I wanna do in life. Well, my aspiration is to uh… Oh, I don’t know. Be in a tit teen tit film like that guy who played Heratio. You know, he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop. Well, other than that uhhh… Take over the world. World domination. Ya know? Rule everything. Rich. Powerful. That sort of stuff.

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